June 02, 2008

“Wedding of the year” from my point of view.

Peserta :

Keta 1) “Aku” aka nazaku, punya nya kereta hitam pekat aka Jur’s,Bakal chekgu aka Mr.Kama’,Control cute tp lapar aka Noi. Jemputan khas “mellok” aka Zela.

Keta 2) Waja yg garang jgk aka Ckgu Apiz, senyum sumbing jak aka Ckgu Dlak. Jemputan khas dr Penang Wani gf nya Ckgu Dlak.

Aku story dari awal paling yah. Kalo ada kurang sila lah tambah perisa nya di sini mericha ka, kayu manis ka.. ;p Di jd kan cerita, aku jd pengacara majelis kali ni d minta utk membuat gathering dr jam 10 mlm 30.05.2008 kunun smpai la jam 10 pagi tanggal 31.05.2008. Last2 after 1 hour & a half dpt gak jmpa setelah kami (aku,jur’s,apo,kamak) abis minuman round 1. Tujuan gathering agar dpt bermesyuarah p tmpat kawinan kawan2 yg kawen ni kalik. Keputusan nya, bejumpa tepat jam 8.00 malem di Esso sebelah Berkeley Park Apas.

Kam satu kompomnya la bha tukang karut. Aku sampai tepat jam 7.40 malem..takut ketelatan donk. Nasib drg mamak n bapak ku sudi menunggu bersama ku hingga munculnya keta 1) Avanza hitam pekat, iaitu jam 8.05 malem.. ;p. Sempat lagik kami bercerita psl “Awan”..bukan awan guling yah...Ahahahahhahaha..... ;p

Tunggu punya tunggu keta 2) ndak sampai2 jgk sampai la jam 8.18 malem..en.jur’s dengan macho nya menalipon la pemandu keta 2)..tau2 touch link..pas tu aku dengan gagah nya calling la bf c ckgu apiz sapa lagik ckgu dlak la.. (jan marah). Bilangnya drg di Batu 2, yg ada keris besar.!! Punya lah yakin ckgu dlak becakap.. Batu 2 kunun padahal Batu 4 jowww....rupanya drg dr Sempulnak drive semata2 mo p tmpat kawinan nya c kawan.

Sudah bejumpa, dgn wajah waja dan nada kencang ala org memukul kompang ckgu Apiz berkata d cermin penumpang dpan Avanza, “Kamu tau ka jgk tempat ni?”.“Mo hantar c Nasa’ nie..” ampun jam brapa dah ni?mo mghantar lagik org..... terus en.jur’s mgarahkan agar keta 2), “Ko ikut syak kami..” [Dai yakin nya en.jur’s berkata2 sedemikian rupa..nanti kau...ahahahha]

Drive2..sampai gak kami d simpang Jalan Habib Abdul Rahman. Mgikut sms yg ku trima dr kwn ku yg telah pergi terlebih dahulu iaitu sebelah tengahari bersama teman rapat nya, setelah suda masuk simpang Jalan Habib Abdul Rahman, ikut kiri jmpa masjid belok kanan, lps tu kanan lagik..pengantin paling hujung..pelamin warna hijau..

Suasana nya jow…gelap jalannya..tau la kampong kan  mana da lampu jalanan mcm jln ke Bandar yg byk warna tu…uhuhuhuhu…yakin hati jak la….

Cubaan pertama, kami terjumpa tanah perkuburan dan lorong paling sempit d dunia..tapi langsung ndak da suasana org kawinan…panic bha kami…dai dah la jmpa tanah kuburan..mcm bukan tempatnya jak…terus blg cik zela, salah lorong kita ni kalik…langsung ku calling2 kwn yg suda smpai tu ndak d sambut la pulak…pegal nya…(rupa2nya, hape nya ketinggalan dia p tmpt sepupunya kawinan d pasir putih…o ya asda, haji Kaya punya anak ka? Kwn se opis ku punya keluarga jgk kwen tu hari…) eh.. sambung2… En.jur’s menalipon teman rapat c kwn..nasib d sambut...syukran2...betanya la ni..mana jgk lorong nya tu?..sesudah tu, menuju la kunun jln yg d katakan..aik,ndak ketemu jgk…Cubaan kedua...(kedua ka jgk yah..ntah la...sepuluh kalik..)

En.Jur’s meminta cik Noi mgeluarkan kad jemputan yg ada PETA tmpt kawenan. Punya aku terkejut..terlalu komplikated jowww…setelah d belek2..bepusing2..en.jur’s mcdangkan agar kami guna jln kedua spt dlm peta. P la kami sbelah icebox sna..rombengan road..En.kamak pulak mula la ndak berenti buat cerita lawak..ada sebab tu knpa dia bgtu….

Bedering hape ku…ckgu Apiz rupanya..eh d manakan drg ni?”Mana dah kamu?” Drg tnya, kami blg,”kami ikut jln rombengan…sini kamu…”Punya paling ikut peta dah kami ni..aik..ndak ketemuan lagik..matey la…Jam brapa suda ni…!!!Cubaan kali ni kami jumpa bekas bangunan ndak siap yg d tinggalkan..Blg cik zela..”uihhh,jgn la turun sini..karas ni tampat…” Pusing lagik kami ke Simpang Jalan Habib Abdul Rahman.

Menelepon lagik keta 2)..”d mana kamu?” dai…”Balik ke Jalan Jalan Habib Abdul Rahman..”..blg kami…Ndak tau la brapa pegal nya pemandu itu…ehehhehe…

Cubaan seterusnya,ni kali..palingmencuba d dunia dah kami…ceh,akhirnya..mencari parkingan suda.. hish menyebok tul la lori besar ni..mghalang jak rumah pengantin…(Yakin nya cik zela becakap..aku mgiyakan katanyajak...) Terus keluar bha puang2 haji d muka masuk rumah..dgn badan dan nada aslinya tu..blgnya “eh,salah tempat kalik kitak…ini acaranya esok malem….!! Di sebelah sana kalik kitak....."

Ahahahahhahahahhaha…rupa2nya salah uma…ahahhahahhaha…En.Kamak yg paling pandai ikut gayak puang haji tu…ehehehhehe..

Dgn mukak tebal semua kami naik blik keta..ahahahhaha..malunya jow…bengang2 dah ni..Setelah meneliti buat kali kesejuta PETA, kami pergi ke lorong lain lagik..berbunga jgk la hati..mesti ini la ni lorong nya….mcm ramai ni kereta…

Aik…mana signboard kawenan nya ni? Te nmpk signboard lain..bukan jugak nama pengantin yg d cari…aduhhh…mana ni…??sapa namanya tu…ndak la ku ingat.. Aku blg..”Jur’s kita jln jak ni sampai hujung..” kalik jmpa jgak ni..blg ka n pelamin paling hujung.."

Di hujung paling dah ni...Eh, napa ada pelamin tp ndak da org ni,kerusi pun besusun dah..Mencari jwpn yg pasti, En.Jur’s turun betanya d uma berdekatan rupanya uma kuarga nya...Sekalinya,blg org tu..Esok ni acaranya”...Dai..hampa palinggggggggg.....

Meneruskan pencarian, kami patah balik dr jln yg meriah tu….Pegal ndak jmpa2, En.Kamak yg ndak pandai diam dr td, turun dr kereta yg suda d parking d bahu jln..bertanya dgn org kampong..jika ada yg tau tmpat kawenan yg kami cari…ndak da jwpn joww..ndak da yg tau..!!!! en.kamak dan en.jur’s lgsg pergi berbincang2 dgn pemandu keta 2)..g mana penyelesaian efektif agar ketemu pengantin yg d cari2kan…lama gak drg d luar…last2..blg en.jur’s, kita p Wakaf ahahhahahahha..lapar rupanya setelah 1 jam memerah otak dan kudrat demi mencari tmpat kawenan c kwn…en.kamak paling lapar…ehehehhe…

Aku cdg p mkn d tmpat sea food paling enak d tawau..menurut ku la…tp en.kamak dan en.jur’s mau gak d Wakaf Ba Zhong tu…p la kami dgn baju mellok2 c zela..nasib aku ndak brapa striking..ehehehhe..ada pulak d kenal…dai malunya ramai mata yg memandang2..talampau santek bai ni mo mkn d luar…!!! Ahahhahahha…

Aku jgk la yg d suruh memesan..pesan punya pesan..sekali mo pilih ikan…ndak da lagik ikan abis…dai sapa la bwa malang ni?? Ehehehe.. Ikan belais jak yg tinggal..hish ndak bekari aku…ndak pyh mkn ikan la…uhuhuhuu..

Kelaparan bha..ahahahha betambah 1 mangkuk besi nasi jowww…sma tambah lauk sotong goreng tepung…ahahahha..

Ndak brapa enak pun byr lebih…!!! Sekali membayarnya…..d kes keluar bha kasian....duit solok yg ndak kesampaian tu…ahahhahahhaha….

Esok tengahari nya kami ketemuan lagik..kali ni p tmpat kwen kwn lelaki la pulak..rame nya yg kwen..ehehehe..ni kalik ndak pyh cerita la..sab sampai jgk tmpat kawenan nya..

Syukur2... Kwn yg berjaya ketemu kwenan c kwn yg kami kempunan ndak pigi ni...ada amek gmbar..sekali ku tgk.............. Masya Allah....ini la pelamin yg paling akhir kami jmpa tu.......pengantin paling hujung....isk isk isk....mgkin bukan jodoh kita ketemuan kawan......

Moral of the story :

1) Jangan jgk buat peta kawin dr bandar bha kawan..

2) Buat la signboard perkahwinan anda d setiap corner jlnan agar memberi panduan kpd tetamu yg kali ndak penah jejak tempat tu..bak kata lain…buatla signboard d DY Design & Printing…Kami tahu penyelesaian nya….. ;p

p/s:

Salah dan silap aku mintak map paling dlu yah…ampun kami penunggu gua…!! ;p apapun....Tahniah atas perkahwinan nya kawan...Peta

ni PETA nya yah....uhuhuhuhuhu...aspalela..LEla Lela Lela...

                            

March 14, 2008

Hyperhydrosis

IS SWEATING A NORMAL BODY ACTIVITY?

In hot countries for instance Malaysia, sweating is considered as an essential and normal body activity to help the body control its temperature. Sweating promotes heat loss and keep the body cool through evaporation. However, some people especially Asians experience excessive sweating. In this condition, it works at an unusually high level to regulate the temperature. This excessive sweating activity is known as HYPERHIDROSIS.

HOPE IS HERE !! You may think that you are alone and nobody understands your condition, even your own family members. Thank god you are not!! For 1 out of 100 friends that you know, he/she is probably suffering silently from hyperhidrosis too. For the rest of the people (99), please be grateful for having a healthy and normal body condition. Those people will never have to experience embarrassing moments like shaking hands with a wet palm, wetting your clothes without doing any heavy activities in a cold room, hand in a wet examination answer sheet and so on. Do the sufferings sound familiar to you?

Review on WetHandsClub in local newspaper News of our club was covered in a review by reporter Tee Shiao Eek in The Star : Health Section on Sunday October 22, 2006.

People who sweat excessively suffer from social stigma and discrimination every day. TEE SHIAO EEK finds a group of sweaty-palmed sufferers who have started a Club to help others live with this condition. TAKING the LRT used to be such an embarrassing ordeal for Lee. 'When I held the handrail', he mimes the action of reaching above his head and holding onto the handrail, 'the sweat from my palms would be dripping down my arms.' The 27-year-old electrical engineer has palmar hyperhidrosis, a condition where his palms sweat excessively for no particular reason. Unlike other people whose hands only break into a sweat when they are incredibly nervous, Lee's palms are always wet. The same goes for software engineer Darren Loh, 24. His hands used to be wet all the time: when he was active, sitting down or watching television. Even when he was not doing anything at all.

Hypersweaty People like Lee, Darren Loh and Deric Cheong wipe their hands constantly. But the sweat pops right out again, making their palms wet, slippery and cold all the time. 'Millions of people throughout the world are suffering, facing an isolating, damaging and embarrassing struggle every day from excessive sweating,' says Cheong, 32, an investment consultant. 'I have had sweaty palms since I was a child, but it was not until last year that I found out that (my problem) has a name: hyperhidrosis,' he says.

'Sweating is a necessity in life. We lose heat by sweating,' says consultant cardiothoracic surgeon Dr David Khoo, explaining this basic autonomous body function that sets us apart from animals like dogs that lose heat by panting. 'If we stop sweating, we will die because our bodies will overheat.' Unfortunately, he adds, some people sweat excessively all over their body or from certain parts of their body. Sometimes, this is due to certain medical conditions like thyrotoxicosis, certain cancers or anxiety disorders.

In about 1% of young adults, unnecessary and excessive sweating occurs due to an overactive sympathetic nervous system, although what causes this is still a mystery. This kind of sweating is called hyperhidrosis (hyper = excessive: hidrosis = water). 'Unfortunately, the sweating happens in places that are most prone to scrutiny: your hands, feet, face or armpits. You experience continuous sweating, for no apparent reason. It is not provoked by exercise: you could be sitting and relaxing. It is provoked by stress, and stops during sleep,' Dr Khoo explains. 'Many people live with this condition. Majority of them suffer ... and have lost confidence in their lives,' he says, having seen people with hyperhidrosis, from age 10 to 50, walk through his doors with miserable tales of their own.

'Hyperhidrosis takes a heavy toll on a person's life. You have no control over it. You constantly worry about how much you are sweating. You spend hours each day freshening up, wiping, putting pads under your arms or in your pockets. You bathe three times a day. You hide under dark-coloured bulky clothes,' says Cheong. 'When I'm writing, I have to put a handkerchief under my palms or else the whole paper will be thoroughly wet. It makes no sound when you tear it,' he says in an attempt to make light of the problem. What Cheong goes through is no joke, though.

'When I meet new friends and shake hands, it doesn't leave a good impression. They give you one kind of look [sic] and they wipe their hands on their pants,' he says, often humiliated by such reactions. Little wonder, when people throw out callous comments like 'Wah, why your hands so sweaty one? Go toilet never wash your hands, is it?' 'We avoid shaking hands with other people,' Lee says candidly. 'Imagine if you meet a girl and shake her hand. When she sees that your hand is sweaty, she will think that you are not a good guy.' In the end, 'you make excuses to stay home and choose not to interact with other people,' says Cheong. Many people who suffer from hyperhidrosis never talk about it, but constantly worry about what other people think. Sometimes, the problem goes beyond mere impressions.

Several times while driving home, Lee has been stopped by police and suspected of taking drugs when they see his wet hands. Not only has he had to take urine tests, he�s even had to go to the police station. '(But) I'm the innocent one,' he says indignantly. When Lee was in university, his lecturer asked him, 'If you have wet hands, why do you want to be an electrical engineer? It's very dangerous.' But Lee doggedly pursued the course, because it was what he wanted to do. After he graduated, he lost out on numerous job opportunities because potential employers preferred to hire an electrical engineer who would not electrocute himself on the equipment. The sweaty hands were also held against them as evidence that they were ill-prepared to handle critical tasks. Before Cheong was aware that there was treatment for hyperhidrosis, he found it difficult to live with the fact that everything he touched became wet. 'It's...' he paused, 'it's very disgusting, not only to other people, but to yourself as well.' However, Dr Khoo urges people with hyperhidrosis not to be ashamed of their problem and to get themselves treated for it.

A surgical solution

Treatments for palmar hyperhidrosis range from home remedies (antiperspirants) to medications (sedatives) to non-surgical techniques (injections with botulinum toxin or iontophoresis). None of these treatments are especially effective or attractive. Taking sedatives to calm your nervous system will probably make you unnecessarily drowsy. Injecting your palms with botulinum toxin takes 50 to 60 injections, repeated every six months. Iontophoresis requires you to soak your hands in a small tub of water and pass direct current through it to shock the sweat glands in your hands. 'Unfortunately, this method is painful, time-consuming and you often need to repeat it,' Dr Khoo says. 'Fortunately, there is one treatment that is permanent,' he assures, 'a surgical procedure called sympathectomy to cut off the sympathetic nerves.' These sympathetic nerves lie throughout the whole backbone. Cutting specific nerves in the sympathetic nervous system will block the nervous supply to the sweat glands in the hands, face and armpits. Originally a procedure that required surgeons to make a four-inch cut through the skin and open the ribs, sympathectomy was deemed risky and painful until video-assisted surgery was introduced. Now, video-assisted thoracoscopic sympathectomy can be done by inserting a camera into a 5mm incision just under the armpit. 'This is a safe operation, the results are excellent, and the scarring is minimal,' says Dr Khoo.

After undergoing the surgery, the patient may experience compensatory sweating elsewhere, usually on the back, the trunk or in front of the thighs. Video-assisted thoracoscopic sympathectomy costs approximately RM9,000 at a private hospital in Kuala Lumpur. The question now is whether this procedure is a medical necessity or just cosmetic surgery. 'Disease is defined as something that affects a person psychologically, physically and socially. When (palmar hyperhidrosis) becomes a problem where you cannot meet people and cannot work, it is a disease,' Dr Khoo justifies. Cheong agrees: 'It's a serious medical condition. It's a daily struggle that negatively affects everything.' For Lee, undergoing the surgery has been nothing short of life changing. 'My hands are dry now,' he says simply, grateful for something that the rest of us take for granted. At the end of the interview, I hold my hand out to Lee. Without hesitating, he returns my handshake. Dry, warm and confident.

I am one of the Hyperhydrosis person.....